I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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