So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
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We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
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the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
You were trust falling into bushes
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
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