Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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