dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
Randomize