Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
I think my nap took me to another dimension
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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