This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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