He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
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