just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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