it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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