"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
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