I accidentally broke up with him while I was drunk which is really too bad since I'd just gotten a birth control perscription so we could start having sex.
Do you think he'd take me back if I said "dude, we need to get back together or this IUD is going to have an existential crisis for not realizing its full potential"?
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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