btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
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I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
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I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
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