Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
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Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
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with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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