well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
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