i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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