Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
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