I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
You made out with two different species that night
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
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