Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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