You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
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Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
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It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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