Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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