you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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