Hey man sorry I got all grabby
Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
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