BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
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