how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
My bed smells like the plague
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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