that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
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