You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
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