Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
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Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
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Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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