ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
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I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
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I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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