two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Houston, we have a squirter
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The cop let us off with a warning because I had more Twitter followers than he did. The future is terrifying.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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