I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
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it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
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Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
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