i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
my dad is drunk dialing our relatives who are stuck in a blizzard asking them to pick up sun tan lotion for him cause hes too drunk to drive to the store.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
I lost the right to judge tonight
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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