so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
Randomize
