i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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