I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
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he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
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