the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
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In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
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I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
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