i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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