I think I just saw someone hide a body.
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
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Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
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Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
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