They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
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I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
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I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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