i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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