I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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