i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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