am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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