she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
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Just look for the house with the beer knights.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
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i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
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