Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
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