U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
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