Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
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