I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
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Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
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The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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