Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
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