i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
Randomize
