I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
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I think I can smell my own vagina right now
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
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other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
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