Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
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there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
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He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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