THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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