There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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