You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
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wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
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Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
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